How roast turkey was invented

Here is my story


Back in 1798 roast turkey was invented. There wasn’t a lot of food back then plus they were too busy having riots instead of finding food.

Anyway once upon a riot a turkey decided to join in. There happened to be a lot of pitchforks in this riot they didn’t see this turkey come in. In the riot they were pumping their fists and everything one guy dropped his pitchfork on the turkey. They just left it because they were too dumb to think to cook it. So it laid there to die.

Days and days and days later so many days the turkey was on his last leg. Literally, he only had one leg left. The other one fell off. The turkey was trying to gobble on with life but that stupid man burnt him. Now he is about to die. I can’t imagine how depressed he is right now.

The turkey is now dead but this one man named Bob discovered the turkey. he said “hey this thing looks edible”. So guess what, he ate the proximity 2 to 3 week old turkey. he didn’t care because he discovered new food for the world and besides there were riots over there being nothing to eat but he got something.

And here's another thing he was the one that dropped the pitchfork on the turkey so he I suppose he gets to eat it.

The End!!!
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