Monday, October 29, 2012

How to make a potion that turns people into gummy bears


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How to make a potion that turns all people into gummy bears
Have you always wanted to eat all people annoying, all people you have hated? Well now you can because with my potion that turns everyone into gummy bears!!! Now all your hates, your annoying brothers, sisters and uncles will all be gone if you just spend $20, just 20 or you can buy all the ingredients below. Plus a fantastic taste guaranteed. And make sure that you don’t eat the people too early before they have set or you may get a very sore stomach.  

Caution, there are side effects that may include symptoms such as:

  • Sleepless nights knowing you have just been eating people              
  • Guilt
  • Tooth decay

What you need is just:

  • An intelligent brain

  • 5 packs of gummy bears
  • A bucket or cauldron or a bowl to make it in.

  • Cinnamon

  • Sugar

  • Flour

  • Coco

  • Milk

  • Water
 
  • All the magic happens in the pot when you stir it with a spoon


Steps:

  • First you need to get your spoon and your bucket/cauldron.

  • Next you throw all your ingredients in the cauldron except the water.    

  • Then you heat the water in your microwave for one minute.

  • Once your water is fully heated you need to pour it into the bucket/cauldron of ingredients.

  • When you have poured the water in the cauldron you mix all the ingredients together with your spoon.

  • You need to be mixing this for at least 5 minutes.

  • Then you put it in the fridge for 30 minutes.

  • Once it has been in the fridge you take it out and rest it for 15 minutes.

  • After it has rested you are ready to go.

  • All you need to do is pour this on someone and then they will turn into a gummy bear.

  • The final step is to feast.

  • Also remember who you pour this on because you will most definitely not want to eat the wrong people.

Known uses:

  • Well once I did have a sister a long time ago. You finish the puzzle!!!!!
  • The point is this can be good and bad. Be careful with it !!!
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11 comments:

  1. Wow, Brody. I just did the puzzle and now I am worried! What happened to your sister?

    Your voice recording is so expressive (I just wish it continued to the end but I am greedy). These instructions are delightfully entertaining!

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    1. "And all the magic happens in the pot, when you stir it with a spoo-oon!"

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  2. Awesome writing Brody!
    I really enjoyed reading your instructions!
    They made me want to actually do that to some one!
    WELL DONE!

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  3. Awesome Brody!
    This sounds really cool, I like all other things you put on it too. Well done!

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  4. Awesome Brody!
    I love your instructions I love how you recorded your voice!
    WELL DONE!

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  5. Wow Brody. I love your Potion. Well done.

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  6. Awesome Brody
    What gave you the idea of turning
    people into gummybears?
    Well done.

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  7. Great work Brody. I really love your writing. Your voice is very clear and I can understand it well. I want to try this potion. Well done:)

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  8. Awesome Brody

    I like how you put in the side effects that was really cool. I also like how you said you need an intelligent brain. Keep up the GREAT WORK.

    Courtney :)

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  9. Great work Brody.
    You are really good at giving instructions.
    What gave you the idea of turning people into gummy bears?
    Awesome work Brody.
    Josh L

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  10. Awesome Brody.
    I love all your steps.
    You were very clear.
    Well done:)

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